I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
