also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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