Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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