why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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