There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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