She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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