ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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