And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
How external is "for external use only"?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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