I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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