Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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