doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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