I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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