do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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