So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Too much gin, very little bucket
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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