I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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