Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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