I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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