i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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