I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Randomize
