I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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