You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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