This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sorry my hands just texted you
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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