Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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