Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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