More tranny stories later!
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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