Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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