Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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