fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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