Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
