So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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