Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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