If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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