I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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