the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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