i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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