Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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