you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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