come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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