I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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