Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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