margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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