he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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