yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
The adults are the big ones right?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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