so that wasnt chicken after all
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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