And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
