I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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