It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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