If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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