lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
3pm strippers are depressing
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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