Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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