So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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