I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
