Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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