The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
