Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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