So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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