gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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