After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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