I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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